Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack
of preparation.
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at
the track.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to
the real world.
Things are more like they are today than they have
ever been before.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but
no simpler. (Albert Einstein)
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a
nail. (Bernard Baruch)
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, theory and
practice are different.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
If you think that there is good in everybody, you
haven't met everybody.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.
One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Confucius say life begin at 40. (Confucius die at 39)
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life
is serious.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Confucius say man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and
the pig likes it.
Confucious say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's
sink.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Three correct guesses in a row and you qualify to be
an expert.
If you don't know where you are going, any road will
get you there.
If you don't know where you are, a map won't help.
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is
lightly greased. (Kellog Allbran, "The Profit")
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing important would ever get done.
If you can survive death, you can survive almost anything.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Always smoke a cigarette when filling up at the gas pump - it
helps you keep calm during the explosion.