Astro-humor


Black holes suck.

Quasars are far out!

The universe is laughing behind your back.

Astronomers do it at night (with mirrors).
Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it Charging, Coupling and Devising (CCDs).
Astronomers do it in clusters.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it in voids.
Astronomers do it on mountain tops.
Astronomers do it orbitally.
Astronomers do it parabolically.
Astronomers do it spectroscopically.
Astronomers do it telescopically.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronomers do it universally.
Astronomers do it variably.
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Astronomers do it with binaries.
Astronomers do it with dwarfs.
Astronomers do it with giants.
Astronomers do it with lenses.
Astronomers do it with light.
Astronomers do it with lights out.
Astronomers do it with long tubes.
Astronomers do it with mirrors.
Astronomers do it with sextants.
Astronomers do it with stars.
Astronomers do it with Uranus.
Astronomers do it with young stars.
Astronomers do it on their backs, gazing at heavenly bodies.
Astronomers do it with a Big Bang.
Astronomers do it with reflectors.
Astronomers do it in large groups.
Astronomers do it while observing.
Astronomers do it at star parties.
Astronomers do it at multiple wavelengths.


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